Masturbation Olympian

I was diagnosed with the flu on Friday. Yes, I had a flu shot prior. Yes, I am on Tamiflu. Saturday my fever reached 102 and I am lying on my marble bathroom floor trying to get my feverish skin to accept the cold from the floor.  In my somewhat delusional state I began thinking…

My cynical heart

In September I was dumped. Dumped on the level of a 7th grader. He dumped me via a text, blocked me on social media and phone. I never heard a word from the man who two hours previously claimed to love me. Here’s the issue: I’m over him but I’m not open to dating again….

Love. Avoidance and Truth

I always believed in love. The books I read, movies I watched, and what I was told by adults always made me think that one day my soulmate would find me and I’d live happily ever after. My disillusionment happened much like someone’s loss of faith. Something horrific happens and you question if there is…